Suck On A Fireball
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

I hate EVERYTHING about my friends

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

I hate EVERYTHING about my friends

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crisontumblr:

I can’t be the only one who thought of this, right?

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

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neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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endrae:

No blood magic users here, uh-oh, no sire

This was supposed to be something quick but then I noticed I used literally my whole day making this, so never mind that

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jetjenkins:

tentaisenshisunred:

durbikins:

You too can own Big Boss’ prosthetic arm and use it to hold your phone.

"hold your phone"

or stick it up your ass for ultimate pleasure

now you’re speaking my language

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viciousdoughnut:

september? more like october preparation month

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metalqueersolid:

metal gear fashion game confirmed 2015.

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funkybug:

sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock

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So what is it you fancy, exactly?

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simonjadis:

the-champion-of-the-citadel:

Before the Orliasien ball everyone is getting ready and putting on their masks, except for the Inquisitor, who is a Qunari mage and refuses to wear one. Most are confused by this, except Iron Bull who understands immediately.

image

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unclefather:

ruinedchildhood:

I laugh every time I see this vine cause even the kids turnt

go spider

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rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

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